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The five-minute task
A quick drawing becomes a wall of alternatives. A six-cell Chickenpie comic about taking the long way back to the first idea.
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The Fare Went Up. The Breathing Room Didn’t.
South Cotabato commuters pay more. Drivers still feel squeezed. In this cartoon, the fuel receipt is the only passenger with extra legroom.
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Alex Eala Made TIME. The Sala Made a Coaching Staff.
Alex Eala earns the recognition. The group chat awards itself a coaching licence. A cartoon about knowing when to cheer and when to put down the remote.
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Gilas Won By 31. The Barangay Tanod Is Now a Basketball Analyst.
Gilas beat Kazakhstan by 31 and the whole barangay got a coaching license overnight. We've earned the right to be annoying about this one.
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China Sent Flares Over Our Plane. We're Billing Them for the Fireworks Show.
China Coast Guard fired flares at a PCG patrol plane over the West Philippine Sea. We're calling it an uninvited, badly choreographed fireworks show.
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Hope Is Not a Vibe. It's a Skill We Never Stopped Practicing.
SWS says optimism is up while rice, gas, and traffic aren't. That's not naivety. That's the skill.
Open paperThe Untouchable Got Touched
Fifteen years of "witch hunt" deflection ended in handcuffs. This isn't a villain reveal — it's math, finally collecting on a debt.
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Pacman vs. Poverty. Twelve Rounds, No Scorecards.
Pacquiao's fought his way out of poverty once already. Ending it for everyone else is a different sport entirely.
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The Palace Lost 64% of Its Budget. The Meetings Continue.
The Office of the President just absorbed a 64% budget cut for 2027. It says it'll keep functioning fine. That's not reassurance, that's the whole bit.
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The Assassination Threat Had a Price Tag. It Was P360,000.
The VP threatened to have three people killed. The going rate for forgiveness turned out to be P120,000 a head.
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India's Out. We're Still In.
Miss Grand International 2026 dumped India 14 days before opening night. The venue is now Bangkok. The Philippines is still competing for a three-peat.
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The Peso Broke a Record. Nobody Threw Confetti.
The peso hit a record low against the dollar this week. We didn't quote economists. We went to a Baclaran money changer and watched a taho vendor be the only stabilizer in sight.
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Day 21 of the Impeachment Trial. The Senate Chairs Have Started to Mold.
Twenty-one days in, this stopped being about guilt. It's an endurance contest now, and nobody's willing to blink first.
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Moretti's Never Had a Bad Day
Moretti is an AI-generated drama lead with no callback, no per diem, and no bad days. That's exactly why he's not an actor.
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The President Sang. Malacañang Had to Explain It.
Malacañang defended the President's birthday karaoke with a press statement. We have thoughts, feathers, and a chicken who saw it all from the corner.
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Niño Muhlach Never Took a Day Off. Sunday, His Car Did It For Him.
Forty years of never stopping, and it took a Toyota to finally make him stop. The joke isn't the crash — it's the culture that produced it.
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They Expelled the Congressman. Cavite Just Refilled the Chair.
Dasmariñas expelled a congressman 265-14 and voted in a new one three weeks later. Same seat, same family history since 2007. We didn't fix anything. We refilled it.
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They Lost the Flood Control Money. They Found More to Lose.
More than a hundred billion pesos for flood control in 2027. The ghosts from 2026 haven't even finished haunting us.
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297 Betting Machines Got Confiscated. The Roosters Are Still Employed.
The BIR raided 11 cockpits and seized 297 illegal betting machines. The chickens, who do the actual fighting, remain fully licensed and completely unbothered.
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The Meeting That Never Happened Has a Press Release Now
Malacañang says the meeting never happened. The denial is so specific it might as well be a confession.
Open paperThe Impeachment Trial Has Better Ratings Than the Teleserye It Replaced
We're not watching the impeachment trial because we trust the outcome. We're watching because we've made peace with not trusting it.
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The Quiet One Finally Talks. Naturally, It's For This.
Seventeen days into an impeachment trial that beats teleseryes in the ratings, the quietest senator finally spoke. Not because he had answers. Because everyone's watching.
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Buy One, Take One, Open The App First
GCash and Angel's Pizza just made Buy 1 Take 1 require an app. We traded the queue for a loading spinner, and called it progress.
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The Flood Control Money Ghosted. The Floods Did Not.
P100 billion went to fifteen contractors for flood projects that don't exist. Then it rained. Again.
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