A small universe of chickens, satire,
and the occasional good idea.

Chickenpie is a personal feed of caricatures, AI experiments, golf shanks, satire, and notes from building a one-person studio. Run anonymously. Hosted by Biscuit — a chicken in a lobster suit who also runs the desktop assistant of the same name.

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The five things

1. №01TOOLSThings I build, use, and break. Code, AI, design systems, plug-ins, command-line oddities.
2. №02ARTCaricatures, drawings, illustrations of chickens and humans of varying questionable intent.
3. №03POLITICSSatire with teeth. Visual commentary on the people and decisions worth raising an eyebrow at.
4. №04GOLFA game I am bad at, on purpose, repeatedly. Range notes, course reviews, the occasional good shot.
5. №05BUSINESSNotes from building Chickenpie in public. Mistakes, drops, numbers I’m brave enough to share.

Bold ideas, restrained system.

Frequently asked.

Q.01

Who runs Chickenpie?

A graphic designer who likes drawing chickens. Stays mostly anonymous on purpose. Biscuit is the public face.

Q.02

What is Biscuit?

A chicken in a lobster suit, also a desktop assistant we made. She is the mascot. She runs the desk.

Q.03

Why all the categories?

They are the actual things I think about: tools I build, art I draw, politics I roast, golf I am ruining, and a business I am trying to grow. One feed, five lanes.

Q.04

Do you take commissions?

Sometimes. Drop a line via contact and we will talk.

Q.05

How often do you ship?

New entries weekly. New drops monthly. Newsletter goes out when there is something worth your inbox.