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34 papers in Golf

Mr Chicken lines up a spoon behind a calamansi as though putting, beside a plate of rice on a golf clubhouse terrace.

The Round Is Over. Your Spoon Is Still Putting.

Tom Kim was glad his gold-medal day was over. At an imaginary clubhouse table, a much smaller round refuses to end.

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Mr Chicken stares in surprise as his golf ball splashes into a coffee mug beside the practice green.

The Little Shot That Does Not Need an Audience

A cooling coffee, a greenside dilemma, and a small experiment that gives the unglamorous golf shot a fair hearing.

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Mr. Chicken at a Philippine golf resort pro shop counter, wide-eyed at a bag of mismatched rental golf clubs handed over by a staffer

The Clubs You Borrow Teach You More Than the Ones You Own

A missing golf bag, a borrowed driver, and the Rafa Cabrera-Bello anecdote that explains why the swing was never really living in the clubhead.

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Golfer silhouetted at sunrise walking down a palm-lined fairway toward a clubhouse with mountains in the distance

You Can Be Leading and Still Feel Lost — That's Not a Contradiction

A good front nine, a swing that doesn't feel like yours anymore, and the week a tour pro said the quiet part out loud.

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Misty dawn view of a ravine-guarded par-3 golf hole with Taal Lake and volcano in the soft background

There's a Ravine on Hole 8 at Splendido Taal, and It Doesn't Care How You Feel About It

A dawn round at Splendido Taal's Greg Norman-designed ridge course, where the signature 200-yard ravine hole forces the same shot-shaping decision Rory McIlroy just found a training trick for.

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A smartphone on a small tripod filming a quiet Philippine golf course fairway at mid-morning

LeBron James Just Bought a Golf Channel. What He's Actually Selling Is Attention.

LeBron's new golf YouTube channel isn't competing for swing-tip subscribers. What a Cavite golfer's group-chat videos and a global superstar have in common.

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Empty driving range practice bay at dawn, 7-iron resting against the tee mat, tropical trees in morning mist beyond

Everything Bad About My Golf Game Is a Timing Problem

A bad Sunday at Wack-Wack's driving range, a shank that bounced back at my feet, and the only golf tip that actually stuck.

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Philippine golf course at dawn, morning mist rising from the fairway, a solitary narra tree silhouetted against a golden sunrise sky

The Starter at Eagle Ridge Calls Everyone Boss. He's Not Wrong.

A round at Eagle Ridge Golf Club in Cavite, a tree that doesn't care how far you can hit, and a starter who calls everyone boss.

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Empty fairway at Camp John Hay Golf Club, Baguio, lined with Benguet pine trees at early morning golden hour

The Mountain Course That Earns the Drive

Camp John Hay Golf Club sits at 1,100 meters above sea level, inside a former US military base, surrounded by pines. One of the more atmospheric rounds in the country.

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Young Filipina woman pulling a silver pull cart along a Philippine golf course cart path at golden hour, mountains and pine trees in the misty background

The Fences at the First Tee

Something is changing about who shows up to play golf in the Philippines on a Sunday morning. It's subtle. It's already happened.

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Lush tropical Philippine golf course fairway at golden hour, morning mist in the valley, no people

The 10th Tee Is Where the Round Actually Starts

You've already tripled the seventh and the halfway house coffee is cooling. Here's what the walk to the 10th tee actually does for you.

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Filipino golf caddie in polo shirt holding a golf bag on a sunlit fairway, calm and attentive expression

What Your Caddie Already Knows

In the Philippines, the caddie isn't a service. It's a relationship you didn't know you were signing up for.

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