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The Assassination Threat Had a Price Tag. It Was P360,000.
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The Assassination Threat Had a Price Tag. It Was P360,000.

The VP threatened to have three people killed. The going rate for forgiveness turned out to be P120,000 a head.

Chickenpie06·09·2026

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