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34 papers in Golf

Mr Chicken lines up a spoon behind a calamansi as though putting, beside a plate of rice on a golf clubhouse terrace.

The Round Is Over. Your Spoon Is Still Putting.

Tom Kim was glad his gold-medal day was over. At an imaginary clubhouse table, a much smaller round refuses to end.

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Mr Chicken stares in surprise as his golf ball splashes into a coffee mug beside the practice green.

The Little Shot That Does Not Need an Audience

A cooling coffee, a greenside dilemma, and a small experiment that gives the unglamorous golf shot a fair hearing.

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Mr. Chicken at a Philippine golf resort pro shop counter, wide-eyed at a bag of mismatched rental golf clubs handed over by a staffer

The Clubs You Borrow Teach You More Than the Ones You Own

A missing golf bag, a borrowed driver, and the Rafa Cabrera-Bello anecdote that explains why the swing was never really living in the clubhead.

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Golfer silhouetted at sunrise walking down a palm-lined fairway toward a clubhouse with mountains in the distance

You Can Be Leading and Still Feel Lost — That's Not a Contradiction

A good front nine, a swing that doesn't feel like yours anymore, and the week a tour pro said the quiet part out loud.

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Misty dawn view of a ravine-guarded par-3 golf hole with Taal Lake and volcano in the soft background

There's a Ravine on Hole 8 at Splendido Taal, and It Doesn't Care How You Feel About It

A dawn round at Splendido Taal's Greg Norman-designed ridge course, where the signature 200-yard ravine hole forces the same shot-shaping decision Rory McIlroy just found a training trick for.

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A smartphone on a small tripod filming a quiet Philippine golf course fairway at mid-morning

LeBron James Just Bought a Golf Channel. What He's Actually Selling Is Attention.

LeBron's new golf YouTube channel isn't competing for swing-tip subscribers. What a Cavite golfer's group-chat videos and a global superstar have in common.

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Empty driving range practice bay at dawn, 7-iron resting against the tee mat, tropical trees in morning mist beyond

Everything Bad About My Golf Game Is a Timing Problem

A bad Sunday at Wack-Wack's driving range, a shank that bounced back at my feet, and the only golf tip that actually stuck.

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Philippine golf course at dawn, morning mist rising from the fairway, a solitary narra tree silhouetted against a golden sunrise sky

The Starter at Eagle Ridge Calls Everyone Boss. He's Not Wrong.

A round at Eagle Ridge Golf Club in Cavite, a tree that doesn't care how far you can hit, and a starter who calls everyone boss.

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Empty fairway at Camp John Hay Golf Club, Baguio, lined with Benguet pine trees at early morning golden hour

The Mountain Course That Earns the Drive

Camp John Hay Golf Club sits at 1,100 meters above sea level, inside a former US military base, surrounded by pines. One of the more atmospheric rounds in the country.

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Young Filipina woman pulling a silver pull cart along a Philippine golf course cart path at golden hour, mountains and pine trees in the misty background

The Fences at the First Tee

Something is changing about who shows up to play golf in the Philippines on a Sunday morning. It's subtle. It's already happened.

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Lush tropical Philippine golf course fairway at golden hour, morning mist in the valley, no people

The 10th Tee Is Where the Round Actually Starts

You've already tripled the seventh and the halfway house coffee is cooling. Here's what the walk to the 10th tee actually does for you.

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Filipino golf caddie in polo shirt holding a golf bag on a sunlit fairway, calm and attentive expression

What Your Caddie Already Knows

In the Philippines, the caddie isn't a service. It's a relationship you didn't know you were signing up for.

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Chickenpie comic strip panel showing five cartoon chickens marching to Luisita Golf Club for the 2026 ADT Open

2026 DigiPlus Philippine ADT Open — Round 3 Comic Strip

Round 3 comic strip recap of the 2026 DigiPlus Philippine ADT Open. Que charges from T28 to T10, JRL survives the cut by one shot at T55.

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Vintage cartoon leaderboard at Luisita Golf and Country Club at golden hour, listing the top five after Round 2: Scorzato -10, Su -9, Kelvin Si -8, Brereton -7, Green -6. Mr. Chicken watches from the corner.

R2 Cut Day at Luisita: Scorzato Leads at -10, 13 Pinoy Pros Survive

Franco Scorzato (-10) leads at Luisita after R2. James Ryan Lam slips to T32 at -2, 13 Pinoy pros survive the cut. R3 chase begins Saturday dawn.

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Mr. Chicken looking up at a wooden tournament leaderboard showing R1 results, putting green at dusk, palm trees silhouetted against an orange sky

R1 in the Books: James Ryan Lam Sits T9 as Luisita Softens

Thomas Plumb lit up Luisita with a 64. James Ryan Lam fired a 68 (-4) — three back, three rounds to play.

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Chickenpie-style illustration of Luisita Golf and Country Club fairway with Round 1 leaderboard for the 2026 DigiPlus Philippine ADT Open

2026 DigiPlus Philippine ADT Open — Round 1 Leaderboard

Round 1 recap of the 2026 DigiPlus Philippine ADT Open at Luisita Golf & Country Club. Thomas Plumb leads at -8, James Ryan Lam sits T9 at -4.

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Aerial dawn view of Luisita Golf and Country Club fairways with water hazard and misty morning light

The Only Golf Course Robert Trent Jones Built in Asia Is Three Hours North of Manila

Luisita Golf & Country Club was designed by the man behind Pebble Beach. It's in Tarlac, on complicated land, and it's worth the drive.

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A lone golfer at dawn on a lush tropical Philippine golf course, small in frame against tall acacia trees and morning mist

Nobody Cancels a Round in Manila

In Manila, golf isn't just a game — it's the one meeting nobody cancels, and maybe the only place where real conversations still happen.

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Filipino golfer in an olive green streetwear polo on the first tee at a Philippine golf course at golden hour

The New Golf Uniform

Golf in the Philippines has always had a dress code. Malbon arrived, the Jeepney sold out, and now the outfit is part of the performance. A Sunday observation on what changed.

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A young Filipino boy sitting on a concrete ledge at a golf practice green at dawn, watching a golfer swing in the early morning mist

What the Caddie Always Knew

The most golf-educated people in the Philippines have always been the caddies. A new program wants to change whose game it actually is.

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Morning fog lifting over a manicured Philippine golf course fairway at dawn

The Fog at Southwoods Lifts Around the 4th Hole

A Thursday morning round on the Southwoods Masters Course — the fog, the back nine, and a chip on 17 that still doesn't make sense.

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A screen golf simulator bay at night in Metro Manila, the large screen glowing with an Augusta-style golf course

The Round You Didn't Plan to Play

Screen golf arrived in Metro Manila through a K-drama and became something entirely Filipino — a room, a few friends, and a reason to stay out past nine.

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Mr. Chicken as exhausted caddie carrying PGA and LIV legal binders on a messy golf course at sunset

Your Sunday Game Has More Momentum Than a $3 Billion Golf Divorce

Why your weekend game is exactly like the PGA-LIV merger talks — stuck, expensive, and going nowhere. The funniest golf column you'll read this week.

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Mr. Chicken standing on the first tee of a Philippine golf course at golden hour, golf club on shoulder, relaxed Sunday vibes

The Sunday Ritual: Why Golf Is the Best Therapy You Can't Afford to Skip

Golf isn't about the scorecard. It's about the walk, the silence, and the Sunday ritual that makes the rest of the week survivable.

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Mr. Chicken mid-golf swing on a Philippine golf course, jeepney and palm trees in background, vintage rubber-hose cartoon style

Why Your Weekend Golf Trip Makes You Better Than That Annual Pilgrimage

Stop hoarding your golf dreams for one big trip a year. Weekend golf trips build real skill, save money, and keep your game sharp.

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Mr. Chicken on the fairway at Wack Wack Golf & Country Club, Manila

That 16th Hole at Wack Wack Almost Broke Me (In the Best Way)

A love letter to the legendary 16th hole at Wack Wack Golf & Country Club — Manila's most beautiful stress test.

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Mr. Chicken mascot playing golf at Alabang Country Club, retro cartoon illustration in Chickenpie brand style

Why Alabang CC Is the Sunday Golf Vibe Every Manila Golfer Needs

Alabang CC isn't just another course — it's where serious Manila golfers go to shake off the week and reset. Course review, Sunday vibes, and why March is the perfect time to play.

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Cartoon chicken golfer taking selfie on putting green with Manila skyline background

How Filipino Golfers Are Taking Over Social Media

Filipino golfers are rewriting the rules of golf culture on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Here's what the rest of the world can learn from our swagger.

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Mr. Chicken mascot wearing golf visor and sunglasses, holding golf club on sunny Philippine golf course with palm trees

Beat the Heat: Essential Tips for Playing Golf in Philippine Summer

Summer golf in the Philippines means 35°C heat and brutal humidity. Here's how to play your best round when the sun is trying to melt you.

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Mr. Chicken golfing at night under floodlights with Manila city skyline in background, Chickenpie brand illustration

Night Golf in Metro Manila: Swinging Under the Stars

Manila's golf scene is going nocturnal. From driving ranges to full courses, here's why night golf is the perfect escape for busy solopreneurs.

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A vibrant, retro-style illustration of a contented golfer taking a power nap in a golf cart, surrounded by lush green fairways and their golf clubs.

The Unsung Hero: Why the Golf Cart Nap is Your Secret Weapon

Uncover the hidden power of a mid-round golf cart nap. Learn how a quick snooze can recharge your game and boost your mood on the links.

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Golden sunrise over a pristine golf course with morning dew on the fairway

Chasing the Dream: My Quest for a Hole in One

Every golfer's ultimate dream - the elusive hole in one. Join me on a Sunday morning as I chase that magical moment on the green.

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Chickenpie golf review of Alabang Country Club - tropical golf paradise

Alabang Country Club: Metro Manila's Hidden Golf Gem

A deep dive into one of the Philippines' most exclusive courses. Robert Trent Jones Jr. design, Nicklaus redesign, and mango trees that will test your patience.

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Aerial view of Canlubang Golf and Country Club fairways in Laguna Philippines

Canlubang Golf & Country Club: A Philippine Golf Icon

A course review of the legendary Canlubang Golf & Country Club in Laguna, Philippines - home to two championship courses designed by Robert Trent Jones Jr.

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