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The Succession Is Already Loading

Marcos says it's too early to pick a 2028 successor while every governor in the country is suddenly very available for a courtesy call.

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Retro print illustration of a long queue of government cars outside Malacanang Palace gates at dusk, a giant '2028' control-tower sign looming over the traffic, a small Chickenpie chicken cartoon standing by the gate taking notes
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CategoryArt & illustrations
PublishedAug 16, 2026
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  • Philippine News
  • Politics
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Marcos has two years left. He's already shopping for his replacement.

That's the headline underneath the headline. The President said this weekend he'll endorse a candidate for 2028 — then, in the same breath, said it's "too early to decide." Both things. At once. That's not a contradiction, that's the whole operating system.

Here's the part nobody's saying out loud: an endorsement in 2026 for an election in 2028 isn't early. It's a full two-year head start on a race that hasn't been called yet, in a country where the last three administrations spent their final year fighting the guy they were supposed to be handing off to. Marcos knows this better than almost anyone alive. His own father spent a career trying to make succession a formality. It's never a formality. It's a knife fight with a save-the-date card.

The coalition math is already running. Partido Federal ng Pilipinas is "forging alliances," which is the diplomatic way of saying everyone in the party is quietly measuring everyone else for a coffin. There are eighty-two provinces. Every one of them has a governor who just got noticeably more available for a courtesy call. Senators are suddenly free for provincial ribbon-cuttings they'd have skipped a year ago. Somewhere in Malacañang, someone is building a shortlist that will be denied in public and workshopped in private, possibly by the same people, possibly in the same afternoon.

We've seen this movie. Every outgoing president since EDSA has tried to pick the next one. Some picks stuck. Most didn't. The ones that stuck usually weren't obvious two years out — they were obvious two months out, after the actual candidates had bled each other dry in public.

So here's Chickenpie's take: the "too early to decide" line isn't caution. It's cover. Nobody wants to be seen picking a winner before the field exists, because picking wrong in public is the fastest way to make yourself irrelevant a year before you're constitutionally required to leave anyway.

The chicken in this scene isn't running for anything. Smart chicken.

Two years is a long runway for a plane nobody's built yet. But the engines are already turning. You can hear them from the tarmac, even if nobody in the terminal wants to admit the flight's boarding.

Watch the coalitions, not the quotes. The quotes are for us. The coalitions are for 2028.

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