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Seventeen Thousand Guns, One Banca

Seven foreign navies showed up to defend Filipino waters from China. The fisherman just wants his yellowfin. The fish want to know why there are so many boats.

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Mr. Chicken as a Filipino fisherman in a tiny banca, surrounded by seven nations' warships, facing a lone Chinese coast guard vessel — retro vintage print illustration
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CategoryArt & illustrations
PublishedMay 03, 2026
Read time2 min
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  • Politics
  • Philippine News

Pedro is just trying to fish.

He's been fishing Ayungin since his grandfather taught him how to read the current. The banca is held together by prayer and a suspicious amount of duct tape. His catch for today: three yellowfin and whatever he can save from the Chinese coast guard who has, again, blocked his path.

But this morning, Pedro noticed something.

There are seventeen thousand soldiers behind him.

Not metaphorically. Seventeen thousand — from the Philippines, the United States, Japan, Canada, France, Australia, New Zealand — all gathered in the waters north of Luzon for the biggest Balikatan in the exercise's 25-year history. Japan is going to sink an actual ship. The Americans parked a Typhon missile launcher on the beach. Somebody brought a destroyer from Brisbane. Somebody brought a destroyer from Bordeaux.

The Chinese coast guard vessel across from Pedro has, by comparison, a water cannon and a very loud speaker.

This is what the South China Sea looks like in 2026.

Here is the thing about the Balikatan. We asked for the help. We sign the agreement every year. We are genuinely grateful for the alliance. And also — it is a very specific Filipino experience to watch seven foreign navies set up shop in your territorial waters to defend your territorial waters. The Americans are defending us from the Chinese, who are disputing our reef, which we proved with a rusting ship, which we can't move because the whole point is that it rusted. This is the geopolitical version of a load-bearing crack in your floor.

China will file a diplomatic protest. They do this every year. The protest is filed. The exercises happen. The coast guard stays. The banca still wants to fish.

In twenty years, at this rate, Pedro's grandson will be fishing Ayungin with two aircraft carriers on his left and a submarine drone on his right, while a Chinese official in Beijing issues a very strongly worded tweet about it.

He will still just want the yellowfin.

Some disputes are resolved with force. Some are resolved with time. And some are resolved by a fisherman who simply refuses to go home — surrounded or not, protested or not, water-cannoned or not.

The fish don't care who won. They just want to know why there are so many boats.

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