Skip to content
CHICKENPIE.Let’s make something
Art & illustrations

The Rollback Has Left the Building

The P9.26 rollback was two weeks ago. The diesel hike is today. Oil companies didn't invent this trick. Casinos did.

Behind the artwork ↓
Filipino gas station at twilight with a faded ROLLBACK banner overhead, jeepneys queued at the pumps, and a tiny Chickenpie character staring up at the price board
FROM THE SKETCHBOOK
BEHIND THE ARTWORK

The gas station had a "ROLLBACK" banner two weeks ago. Big red letters. The kind they usually put up for opening sales or election week. Jeepney drivers were taking selfies next to the price board.

They are not taking selfies today.

Diesel is up again. Kerosene too. Gasoline is doing what analysts call a "mixed adjustment," which means some of you are paying more and the rest of you are also paying more, just in different directions. The June 2 rollback — P9.26 a liter on diesel, gasoline down nearly P5 — turned out to be a gift, not a policy. A surprise bonus round in a game show no one signed up to play.

This is how Filipino fuel prices work. A P9 rollback gets announced and we share it like breaking news. A P5.77 hike gets announced and we just... absorb it. That's the trick. Losses and gains aren't felt equally — losing P5 hurts more than gaining P9 should feel good, which is why you'd expect the hike to sting harder. Except the sequence is reversed: the gift came first, so the hike arrives when you're already braced, already grateful, already doing math that makes the number seem okay. Oil companies didn't invent this. Casinos did.

Ang gagaling ng oil companies mag-marketing. The rollback does its job before the hike even shows up. You can't be fully furious about P5.77 when you're still somewhere grateful for that P9 cut. That's not arithmetic. That's emotional architecture. The hike lands softer because the gift was given first. Brilliant, really, if it weren't your money.

The jeepney driver doesn't get to choose when to feel what. He fills up when the tank is empty. He passes the cost on when he can get away with it — higher fare, shorter route. He absorbs it when he can't, which is usually. He's been doing this math since the 2008 price crisis. He's very good at it now. He just wishes he didn't have to be.

The DOE says supply is stable and reserves will last over 45 days. Good to know. Price is going up but the supply is fine. The house is on fire. But the smoke alarm is in good working order.

The "ROLLBACK" banner is still there. Sun-bleached now. It looks like hope from a previous news cycle. Optimistic the way things from two weeks ago always seem, when you're standing at the pump today.

Share
MORE FROM THIS LITTLE DESK

A little worth keeping.

Stories, experiments, and things I find along the way. Occasionally, in your inbox.

Get the letter ↗

Another paper for you.

Cartoon disgraced official in a barong escorted in handcuffs down government steps by agents, press scrum with cameras and microphones, Mr. Chicken watching from the edge of the crowd with a press notepad

The Untouchable Got Touched

Fifteen years of "witch hunt" deflection ended in handcuffs. This isn't a villain reveal — it's math, finally collecting on a debt.

Open paper
Retro-print illustration of a weekend Quezon City courthouse bail window with a price list reading Grave Threats P120,000 per count, a queue of clerks, and a small Chickenpie mascot watching from the side holding a receipt

The Assassination Threat Had a Price Tag. It Was P360,000.

The VP threatened to have three people killed. The going rate for forgiveness turned out to be P120,000 a head.

Open paper
Cartoon chicken in a barong vest sitting quietly in the back row of an empty Philippine Senate hearing room, one chair covered in mold, binders piled on a table, spilled popcorn on the floor

Day 21 of the Impeachment Trial. The Senate Chairs Have Started to Mold.

Twenty-one days in, this stopped being about guilt. It's an endurance contest now, and nobody's willing to blink first.

Open paper
CHKN flat-vector illustration: palace hall birthday party with a spotlit karaoke mic, press photographers, FLOOD CONTROL folders ignored under a chair, Mr. Chicken holding a songbook

The President Sang. Malacañang Had to Explain It.

Malacañang defended the President's birthday karaoke with a press statement. We have thoughts, feathers, and a chicken who saw it all from the corner.

Open paper
Empty Philippine House of Representatives chamber with a janitor polishing a nameplate and a tiny cartoon chicken watching from the shadows

They Expelled the Congressman. Cavite Just Refilled the Chair.

Dasmariñas expelled a congressman 265-14 and voted in a new one three weeks later. Same seat, same family history since 2007. We didn't fix anything. We refilled it.

Open paper
Cartoon commuters wade through a flooded Metro Manila street past a stalled jeepney and a collapsed unfinished river wall, as a small Chickenpie mascot stands atop the wall holding an umbrella

They Lost the Flood Control Money. They Found More to Lose.

More than a hundred billion pesos for flood control in 2027. The ghosts from 2026 haven't even finished haunting us.

Open paper

You might also like

BISCUIT / STUDIO GUIDE

BISCUIT

hey, i’m biscuit. chicken in a lobster suit, studio guide on duty. ask me about graphics, websites, AI work, or what my human is making.

AI studio guide. Chats are saved for follow-up. Talk to the human ↗