WE WANT GREENLAND

Some chickens dream of corn. Others dream of continents.

This piece explores the absurdity of modern geopolitics through the lens of a very confident rooster with a very distinctive hairstyle. When territorial ambition meets poultry, you get something that's simultaneously ridiculous and uncomfortably familiar.

The Art of the Deal (For Land)

Rendered in classic Chickenpie style—bold black outlines, flat bright colors, and that vintage poster aesthetic—this illustration captures a moment of pure, unfiltered ambition. The golden combover. The oversized red tie. The confident wing gesture toward a map that definitely includes more territory than it did yesterday.

Is it satire? Is it prophecy? Is it just a chicken who really, really wants some ice? You decide.

Technical Notes

Created using Gemini 3 Pro image generation with careful prompting to achieve that hand-drawn, 1960s political poster meets indie comic aesthetic. The color palette stays true to Chickenpie's signature mint green, orange, and bold primaries—with patriotic red, white, and blue accents for obvious reasons.

Available as a print. Frame not included. Greenland definitely not included.