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The Empty Chair

A sitting Vice President on trial for the first time in Philippine history. She didn't show up. The chair was always going to be empty.

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Satirical vintage illustration of the Philippine Senate chamber during the Sara Duterte impeachment trial, with an ornate empty presiding chair at center, packed with senator-judges and gallery spectators, and a tiny Chickenpie character observing from the gallery
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CategoryArt & illustrations
PublishedJul 07, 2026
Read time2 min
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The chair is empty.

Sara Duterte is on trial — the first sitting Vice President in the history of this republic to answer to the Senate as a defendant. Day one. Seventeen charges. Death threats, missing confidential funds, alleged bribery, undisclosed wealth. She cited the right against self-incrimination and stayed home.

Which is a legal phrase that means: I know exactly what I did.

Senator Escudero presided. The prosecution opened with the death threats — not the P125 million in confidential funds that vanished without documentation, not the bank accounts, not the luxury travel. The death threats against President Marcos, his wife Liza, and former Speaker Romualdez. You lead with the grenade. Everything after sounds like receipts.

Four thousand police deployed across Metro Manila. Sixteen senator-judges needed to convict. A chamber full of the same people who eat in the same Senate canteen as the accused, now ruling on her fate. Philippine democracy is deeply committed to irony.

This is not an ordinary political scandal. Ordinary political scandals have one victim and one villain and a comfortable distance between them. This one has the daughter of a former president on trial while the son of another former president runs the prosecution's witnesses. Two dynasties in the same room, one of them trying to survive.

Her father ran this country like a fist for six years. Her brother runs Davao like an inheritance. She spent four years as Vice President and left behind a paper trail it took seventeen charges to properly itemize. The Dutertes are many things. Understated is not one of them.

The Duterte bloc called every accountability process a political assassination. They said the impeachment was persecution. They said the charges were manufactured. And then the Senate opened, and the evidence went into the record, and the chairs were all filled — except one.

Sixteen votes to convict. Months of testimony ahead. Lawyers in their best suits. The machinery of democratic accountability grinding forward — which in the Philippines means grinding loudly, partially, and with at least three plot twists before the final vote.

The empty chair will fill eventually. She'll sit in that Senate chamber. Her lawyers will object. The gallery will watch.

We've been here before. Different names. Same chair. Same country.

The difference this time is the chair has her name on it.

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